Donald Trump’s Pokémon Team
Let’s imagine Donald Trump decided to become a Pokémon Trainer. What would his team be? This would be my best guess:
1. Meowth (that’s right!)
Both Trump and Meowth are attracted to shiny objects and money.
2. Jynx
Trump and Jynx are similar in the fact that they both have a history of being kinda racist.
3. Mr. Mime
Just look at how well Mr. Mime builds walls!!!
4. Loudred
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump used a Pokémon known for being extremely loud and primarily uses shouting to attack.
5. Garbodor
One is garbage and the other is literally garbage.
6. Skuntank
Look at those beautiful comb-overs! I just know these guys would be great friends.
Here’s the gang all together!
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