Let’s imagine Donald Trump decided to become a Pokémon Trainer. What would his team be? This would be my best guess:
1. Meowth (that’s right!)
Both Trump and Meowth are attracted to shiny objects. They’re obsessed with money and I’m sure Trump would love the fact that Meowth can produce gold coins by using the move Pay Day.
Trump and Jynx are similar in the fact that they both have a history of being kinda racist. At least Jynx has changed her ways though. Trump, not so much…
3. Mr. Mime
Just look at how well Mr. Mime builds walls!!!
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump used a Pokémon known for being extremely loud and primarily uses shouting to attack.
One is garbage and the other is literally garbage. The similarities between Trump and Garbodor are just too apparent. Plus they both spew trash at people.
Look at those beautiful comb-overs! I just know these guys would be great friends.
Here’s the gang all together!